January 2010
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Word and documentation/diploma - you suck!
Word sucks if you want to write a diploma thesis or else. Tryin’ the whole morning to get a working list of ilustrations - failed! Word can’t convert description fields into a entry for the list of ilustrations. I’ve got about 200 pictures in my diploma, all with page layout “fitting” (?). So i’m not amused to realign all ilustrations for this shit right now.
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“Client: “I want a website that can make me a lot of money. Can you do that?”...”
– Clients From Hell
“I can’t afford to pay you the balance, but would you like my Jack Russell...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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“Hier bin ich Mensch, hier darf ich’s sein!”
– Faust I
“I don’t have money to pay you, but this silk shirt is worth at least $60. Here,...”
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“Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client:...”
– via Clients From Hell
“We want you to rebrand our company. Is 2 days enough for turn around?”
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“Meine Mama sagt, dass Leben ist wie eine Schachtel Pralinen, man weiß nie was...”
– Forrest Gump